Tbh.valentine

A person that will never miss a viral sensation

Tbh.valentine never misses he is also viral on tiktok

by Keep kenshin October 3, 2021

Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022

yae.lesbian.valentine

Ah another parent of mine, they are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pretty!!!!!!!! They even put me in fav 🥰🥰

Liz: HAVE YOU HEARD OF YAE.LESBIAN.VALENTINE??????
People: Why would people name themselves like that.
Liz: stfu

by LizzyLovesKats February 24, 2022

Valentimer

A person who sends a lot of Valentine's out in a short amount of time.

Wow he is sure a Valentimer!

by Glanthor February 6, 2010

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valenfine

The Valentine one settles for when Valentine's day is approaching. Not a particularity enduring or cute person, but someone you will accept out of desperation.

Friend 1- "Josh is so cute! you guys are going to be adorable on Valentine's day"
Friend 2- "Nah, he's just my valenfine"

by Zsophia February 10, 2014