ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

by hm yes August 13, 2020

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Ur mom

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.

Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020

ur ass

you are donkey shit at that particular sport/action and you need to step up your game with some bitches

mark: ur ass

joe: what

mark: ur terrible at this game dawg

joe: what the fuck

by harmbe42069 May 22, 2022

ur mama

The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.

Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.

by GokuGokuk124 October 10, 2021

Ur sister

A bitch u can smash

Micheal: what u do last night
Jason: smash ur sister

by Brownskin_squad 25 February 24, 2019

ur mom

"your mom"

ur mom is cute

by das2010 February 2, 2022