My Tweets

Something you should turn into a book if I die.

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010

Tweet

A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.

Only sparrows tweet.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

by TourageKnight January 29, 2025