Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

korey turner

A great good looking animal great at any games can take ur Mrs and anything u own u should be scared damn hes such a korey turner

Damn he's such a korey turner

by Damn 123 December 24, 2019

sheldon turner

Tierra Reynolds's Boyfriend

Hi I'm Sheldon Turner.

by Tamale August 2, 2017

Tike Turner

cockney slang for earner.

AKA money maker, smooth operator and spiritual lyricist.

flew to the uk and made quick tike turner of these verses.

securing the bag with a higher purpose.

by anonymous April 4, 2022

John Turnering

He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld

Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks

John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks

by tarzanuron November 24, 2021

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Zachary Turner

Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual

Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up

by KRAZYWORLD April 7, 2023