Angry Turkey

When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.

"Dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!"

by babykym93 July 29, 2014

Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.

I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.

by Crookchaser March 3, 2017

brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

by pruned November 24, 2013

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020

Turkish Rodeo

While screwing a girl doggy style (traditionally through the Tradesman's Entrance, but vaginal penetration can be an unofficial variation), the male takes hold of the girl's hair (like a horse's mane, or saddle reins) and proceeds to shout out the name of the girl's sister (or best friend) in mid-thrust. The male then grips the hair even tighter and sees if he can hold onto the subsequent bull ride for 8 seconds.

While Randy was banging the crap out of Sonya from behind, he shouted out Sonya's sister's name, Claudine, in mid-thrust. Sonya fell into a blind rage, thrashing about the bed like a wild bull, and Randy held on for dear life, like a Turkish Rodeo rider.

by Huard September 10, 2008

dry turkey

A person who owes money to someone(usually for drugs) and takes too long to pay them back.

This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.

Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!

This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!

by *Mando* August 25, 2006

Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.

I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted

by Raheru October 8, 2008