Fat Tuesday

Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.

Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.

"Happy Fat Tuesday."

"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."

by Peter Potamus May 8, 2004

C U Next Tuesday

You dont wanna call that lady a cunt. So call her a C U Next Tuesday. You want your buddy to know what you really think, tell him that lady is a C U Next Tuesday.

That customer was a C U Next Tuesday.
My ex girlfriend is a C U Next Tuesday.
You are being a C U Next Tuesday.
Will you please stop being a C U Next Tuesday.
School, church, work, family dinner, whenever you feel the need to drop the C-bomb, now you can.

by ActionJem September 26, 2008

nigga tuesday

a day for niggas to hang

john:wats up dude

thomas:its nigga tuesday

by teddybear555 May 12, 2009

Titty tuesday

The day where in middle school every dumb fuck slaps each other's titties

Hey guys guess what!! ITS TITTY TUESDAY!

by *fuck* August 1, 2019

Tuesday Night Disco

Tuesday Night Disco refers to a special disco in which mostly caters for male homosexuals.

e.g. Telling a guy that they're in for the Tuesday Night Disco would effectively calling them gay.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Pete kissing all those guys when he was drunk the other night?

Guy 2: Yeah I'd always kinda suspected he was in for the Tuesday Night Disco.

by DarthVibrator2 February 11, 2010

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016