Tuck and Cuck

The act of a man tucking his penis behind his legs while watching another man or men have sexual intercourse with his wife. Invented by Fox News Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson "Honey have you seen my favorite bowtie? It's the one my mother gave me. I need it for tonight's Tuck and Cuck. No I have to have it, don't embarrass me in front of Donald."

by Magic Kinney January 28, 2022

tuck a buck

the act of tipping a dancer..

tuck a buck in their top,bottom,or gee string

by TazzMeister November 11, 2011

Friar tuck

When you use your portly belly to push someone out of the way.

Bob heard there was cake in the break room but Larry was blocking the door so he had to friar tuck him to get by.

by Ariktg December 25, 2016

tuck shop

The most holy place in the school area, or maybe even the state itself. It is where people go at lunch to buy and eat their sacred meals and share with their mates. Unfortunately, it is also where some mates will commit the crime of {dogging the boys} and not buy each other food.

Damo: Oi who wants to go to the tuck shop with me? I'll shout you something.
Clazza: Aw fuck yeah lets go cunce.
The Boys: Oi buy us something too yeah

by s1ck cunt June 3, 2018

elastic tuck

n. a technique used to hide an erection; to use the elastic tuck, the erection is pointed upward and held as such by the elastic waistband of the underwear. Also referred to as the E.T.

First guy: I got a huge boner three minutes before class ended today. I had to hide it with my books.

Second guy: Dude, you don't use the elastic tuck?

by j_l_d February 1, 2007

Tuck-rock

A form of rock music where men sing in high pitched voices while wearing make up and big teased hair, acting and sounding as if their package is tucked between the legs.

That band playing tuck-rock could be guys or chicks..I can't tell!

by dutchpink June 12, 2010

Friar Tucks

The greatest restaurant to bless this earth

Michael: fuck me, I'm hungry for a wee chicken supreme, wanna get a friar tucks
James: I want to have non homosexual sexual intercourse with you for suggesting that

by definitelyaturtle October 7, 2018