A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chicago truffle power couplemug. Person: Can I have some of that truffle butter.
Other person: What's truffle butter?
Person: Its butter you put on truffles, duh.
Other person: What's truffle butter?
Person: Its butter you put on truffles, duh.
by TheFluffyUnicorn June 20, 2016
Get the Truffle Buttermug. A ball of stank that comes unearthed from the back of your throat tonsils. Often smells like death. More scientifically known as a tonsil stone.
by Biznyeeee December 9, 2016
Get the Throat trufflemug. by Jack Blacksonvile December 5, 2023
Get the Tuna Trufflemug. When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.
by Galactatus August 5, 2025
Get the Albanian Truffle-Coptermug. When you are having sex and, at the point of climax, your dog or other pet sticks their cold nose in your butt.
The Wife and I were going at it last night and the dog stuck their nose in my butt as I came. My dog was sniffing around my butt like a pig searching for a truffle.
My dog Truffled me last night.
My dog Truffled me last night.
by Riddler3 January 13, 2024
Get the Truffledmug. Adjective, used when something or someone is behaving in a particularly provoctave way. Not negative! Admiring their ass shaking or something
by bush-on-fire March 27, 2023
Get the Truffle Butter(y)mug.