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Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.
"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)
by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010
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trafficonstipator

An oblivious person who opts to drive the exact same speed as someone in the next lane; choosing to be ignorant of the huge line of traffic behind them.
I am late because of the scourge of idiot trafficonstipators on the way in today.
by jaytho June 28, 2010
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Noun. Abundant pubic hair on a woman's pubis
Her tooffy completely obscures her VW bonnet.
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traffic study

Traffic in NJ.
Lincoln tunnel is experiencing about 15 minutes worth of Traffic Study
by grozniy_99 January 9, 2014
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trafficy

The description of how the traffic is acting like traffic. However only really cool traffic professionals use such an incredible word
It's looking very trafficy out there today
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Trifficult

When something is both Tricky and Difficult
My job is sometimes trifficult.
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rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007
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