Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

trafficonstipator

An oblivious person who opts to drive the exact same speed as someone in the next lane; choosing to be ignorant of the huge line of traffic behind them.

I am late because of the scourge of idiot trafficonstipators on the way in today.

by jaytho June 28, 2010

Tooffy

Noun. Abundant pubic hair on a woman's pubis

Her tooffy completely obscures her VW bonnet.

by oceanoutback June 28, 2011

traffic study

Traffic in NJ.

Lincoln tunnel is experiencing about 15 minutes worth of Traffic Study

by grozniy_99 January 9, 2014

trafficy

The description of how the traffic is acting like traffic. However only really cool traffic professionals use such an incredible word

It's looking very trafficy out there today

by Fitty Trent January 15, 2016

Trifficult

When something is both Tricky and Difficult

My job is sometimes trifficult.

by Jasemartin May 8, 2020

rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.

Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!

by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007