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Triangle Man

A naturally thin man who works only upper body until said upper body becomes a triangle shape. Is usually accompanied by a "stick-up-the-ass" walk, tight spandex shirts, and an ego of unbelievable size.
"Look at Triangle Man over there flexing, I could snap his legs in half with my pinkies!"
by Ol' Teahouse November 14, 2006
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Shopping Drift Trial

A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.
I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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Bermuda Fur Triangle

The irresistible draw of the sight of a woman's pubic hair.
Also a description for losing oneself in sexual relations with a woman.

*This term was coined at Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica (2005).
I haven't heard much from Frank since he and Emily got together. I think he fell into the Bermuda Fur Triangle!
by Dietrich R. December 9, 2008
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2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.
I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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Devils Triangle

A threesome between two men and one woman. Also a made-up drinking game by Brett Kavanaugh as a way to lie to gullible senators and try to get onto the Supreme Court.
Whitehouse (in questioning): Devils Triangle?
Kavanaugh: *sniff* Drinking game.
W: How's it played?
K: Three glasses... in a triangle.
W: ...And?
K: You ever played quarters?
by biggestmate September 27, 2018
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triangle

used as a comeback when some1 calles u a square
ure a square
yer well at least im not a ............. triangle
by ze ducky June 28, 2006
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The Triangle

Occur when one male is receiving a blowjob from three females. One of the women likes the very tip of the penis, while the other two lick the sides of the head of the penis, or lick up and down the penis. the different pressures from the three tongues result in an extremely pleasurable experience.
Guy 1: Last night, Sydney, Nicole and Katy gave me The Triangle. It was incredible.
Guy 2: No way bro! Teach me your ways...
by TheBlueHat March 4, 2011
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