geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

by J Farrar April 25, 2015

tui-texting under influence

When your fucked up on drugs or alcohol and straight sending senseless, meaningless texts or ones that just have tons of typos or jibberish

Wel i hv thm fr v u cuz i tol eric i wold themfor u so i have the?b9k hun T.U.I. tui-texting under influence text drugs alcohol

by Frosty Frost May 1, 2016

texting

The rathor childish act of sending a text message to another via Moblie phones.

A usual text message would read "I fancy you will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend" or "I'm gonna beat you up!"

by marc lewis August 26, 2003

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

Stealth Texting

The act of covertly sending malicious text messages about a person in the room to a 3rd party, who is also in the same room.

Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.

by Foyt August 14, 2010

Lazy Texting

The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away

Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.

20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?

Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.

Lazy Texting

by DesimNYC April 26, 2011

giggle-texting

The act of texting your significant other (husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and/or crush), while smiling, giggling, or geeking out uncontrollably the entire time. Can be annoying, but usually cute.

"Katie?"
"..."
"KATIE?!"
"..what?"
"Nevermind, I'll ask you later. You're too busy giggle-texting your boyfriend."

by youmakemegiggle April 25, 2010