Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
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Joe got in trouble when his wife saw him outside the town whore's house.
Joe got in trouble when his wife saw him outside the town whore's house.
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('Kwa' is 'awk' backwards)
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('Kwa' is 'awk' backwards)
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