pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.

I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017

suck my skinny dick

Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller

Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller

by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

by ik im weird March 1, 2022

dicked my mind

When an individual screws with someone else's mind.

Dude, he just dicked my mind.

by mattyice2828 June 13, 2016

dicked my cock

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.

"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."

by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010