Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
by themandarin August 07, 2013
when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019
by Texas Nell October 04, 2019
by True Polish princess August 18, 2018
A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.
by Ye ha lox August 31, 2015
by Tickle me blue balls June 05, 2022
Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016