Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.
Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.
by LeemantheDemon71 July 20, 2020
by yevtey May 11, 2024
The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
by Digg Bickk January 18, 2020
by Coolcat365 November 02, 2021
Canadians be lovin their timmy timmy, going to get some coffee from the realest of timmy timmy’s. on goddd.
by timmysepic August 31, 2021
operator (telephone operator). a paratrooper who is fortunate enough to have fought with teams. totally earned a bronze star.
by mostlikelytobethemahdi November 01, 2017
When a girl sucks a long shlong and bites down on the male tip. Then she performs the worst part of this horrible sex act. She snaps her neck ripping the tip of timmys cock off
Male 1: dude i had an amazing night with your sister
Male 2: wtf shes only 13
Male1: but she gave me a mean timmy tip twister
Male 2: wtf shes only 13
Male1: but she gave me a mean timmy tip twister
by Timmysbdayorgasum March 19, 2019