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war pig

a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: battle toad

the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
Jose Contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
mugGet the war pigmug.

War of Terror

A technique for stealing large amounts of oil from, and establishing military bases within, unfriendly countries - by killing everyone.

Pioneered by George W Bush (USA) and his sidekick Tony B Liar (UK).

Sometimes misspelled "War on Terror" synonyms include: "Shock and Awe", Terrorism and genocide
Normal person 1: We're bombing Iraqi hospitals again in the War of Terror.

Normal person 2: That should get them really angry.
by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008
mugGet the War of Terrormug.

war-town

people in war-town suck at driving
by sarahbear7607 June 12, 2008
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Guild Wars

An awesome game.

Guild Wars is our savior.
Johnny got Guild Wars for his birthday and it made him rich and famous. True story.
by D3k October 13, 2004
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Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
by YAWA May 18, 2019
mugGet the Trucker Warmug.

War hobo

A Minecraft player who plays for the sole purpose of PvP and fighting. Always uses a netherite axe or sword with strength II potions and harming arrows available at all times.
Player: ur a war hobo
Player2: cringe
by apiots June 16, 2021
mugGet the War hobomug.

war game

A security challenge for hackers to train and educate themselves. Usually it is exploiting or defending a vulnerability in a system or application, or gaining or preventing access to a computer system...
"Look bro, you need to pat $50 to get into this war game, but if you manage to crack that db before everyone, $1000 will be yours..."
by Neizen October 20, 2015
mugGet the war gamemug.

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