sword fighting

when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight

from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar

by Chris4545 December 28, 2006

liquid sword

The most severe diarrhea. It burns in almost a piercing manner. Feeling like a liquid sword is coming out your backside.

Dude after this weekend crazy drinking, I’ve got mad liquid swords. Shit kills man, burns like a mofo

by Sergio Garcia February 26, 2008

samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

sword fight

a thing that sex offenders do toghether they sword fight

yo i sword fighted and won

by reddit is basically pornhub January 30, 2021

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Sword sisters

Like "eskimo brothers" but for gals. Girlfriends who have banged the same dude at different times and are quite cordial about it.

"You slept with him too? We're sword sisters now, bitch!"

by Thatothergirltho April 10, 2019

Hyrule Sword

Gamers (especially Nintendo fans) who are so fragile and desperate to justify their latest purchase that anything not calling the game the greatest thing in the history of everything that they are sent into a frothing rage.
The term was first coined Jim Sterling who was subjected to harrassment, death threats, and having his website DDoSed after giving Zelda: Breath of the Wild a decent score of 7/10. Jim then went on to compare the "hardcore Zelda fanatics' " fragility to the poor weapon degredation system in BotW which was one his criticisms in the offending review.

"Man, those fanboys really freaked out over that review. They're so fragile, they should be Hyrule swords."

by Magic-Horse of Awesome March 14, 2017