Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

swine

an Austin Sugai; UCLA graduates.

you dude, you're an uncultured swine!

by epebdicting December 7, 2018

Swine

When you meet a woman from a social dating site and you’ve been catfished to the point where large amounts of alcohol are needed to sleep with the pig

“I was expecting a beauty, I got a pig and as the Sauvignon blanc flowed she became my swine”

Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

Swine

Not your real father

Your father was a swine

by Swinebxjwieid August 22, 2025

Greedy Swine

Someone who uses two final smashes in the span of ten seconds in a match with joker and Sonic.

This Greedy Swine just KOd me.

by Duke of the Swamp August 10, 2022

Swine

A counterattack for when men call women bitches.

Man: stupid bitch go make me a sandwich
Woman: get it yourself you damn swine I'm not your maid.

by Men&WomenAreEqual April 19, 2018

swine

A swine is a pig, or an inside joke that me and my friends made up.
We are all swines. You’re a swine. I’m a swine. WE ARE ALL SWINES.

Example:
Person 1: I’m too lazy to do that
Person 2: You swine!
Person 1: >:(

by its2amrightnowlmaokillme10 April 28, 2019