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Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding
I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"
by Jazy1r January 20, 2023
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squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits
Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.
by Buddha™ May 19, 2015
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morning squirt

After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015
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Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
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Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!
by Beabstinent September 11, 2016
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Cyber Squirt

Cyber Squirt refers to female ejaculation method known as "squirt", but takes place virtually during the process of "esex".
Last night during esex I made her Cyber Squirt bro .
by GhostboyLiterature March 21, 2022
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Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.
by jagerhall June 12, 2018
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