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human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.
He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 30, 2018
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Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow
by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
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Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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sloth buddy

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
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Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.
"I like sloths."
by Slothina August 15, 2020
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Beer Sloth

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.

2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight

2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"

Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
by sullvinio December 11, 2013
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