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Breezy Shirt

A loosely fitting shirt that catches a breeze and or in some odd mechanic of human engineering gives the sensation of a chilly breeze while fully clothed. Magic i tell ya. MAGIC.
"Is there a draft in here?"
"Naw, it's just your breezy shirt.
by Enimz June 1, 2012
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Furry shirt

A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.
Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)
by Apple5 May 13, 2014
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Miguel's shirt

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it
The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt
by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017
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Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.
Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.
by Non-generic skank October 24, 2012
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Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010
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Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra
Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude
by LegendTwenty7n January 18, 2018
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Bird-Shirt

A picture or selfie (more usually) of someone without their shirt, usually sent to a desired mate to attract them.
Cathy: Oh god Tyler just sent me a bird-shirt.
Lily: Oh shit, lemme see!
by TheGramarMan October 1, 2021
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