Painted Nail

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.

Ivan is such a painted nail!

by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017

paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)

eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts

by michael foolsley October 28, 2012

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006

paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

by monicaC June 7, 2007

Paint It, Black

An awesome song by The Rolling Stones.

Unfortunately, it was put on Guitar Hero 3, and now a whole bunch of idiots are running around in Rolling Stones T's calling themselves fans because of one song.

Person 1: OMGzzz! i LIKE l0v3 PAINT IT BLACK by The Rolling Stones! its SO EMO!!!!!!one Teyre mah fav band EVAR!!!!!!!1
Person 2: Is Paint It, Black the only song you know by them?
Person 1: Uv CORSE not! i also knw... um...
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: um,,,
Person 2: Exactly.

by Lucio Soph September 10, 2010

spray paint

disgusting explosive diahrrea

Hey Buddy, I'm gonna be spray painting in the bathroom. You might wanna stay outta there for a while.

by myk4bz October 22, 2006