The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.
by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013
Get the cow-flapmug. FLIPITY FLAPS can be anything that flips and flaps.For example the tesitcals, saggy old womens tits,etc
by DONALD December 16, 2004
Get the FLIPITY FLAPSmug. The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.
Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"
"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
by ydooWoody May 2, 2012
Get the Gunji Flapmug. Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.
Also describes a flat ass
Also describes a flat ass
by kumquat87 October 19, 2009
Get the flap Jacksmug. While having sexual intercoarse randomly jump on her face and thrust your ass cheeks back and forth repeatedly. Depending on the mood you may want to take a dirty shit while doing the flapping butthole.
Bowers got the nastiest flapping butthole ever. Afterward he had a shit stain on his cheek for a week.
by NIGGA FUCK October 14, 2007
Get the Flapping Buttholemug. 1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flapsmug. Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.
by Boycy September 29, 2004
Get the Flap scrapingmug.