Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Pussy wad

Kaylie shaye

Kaylie shaye is a pussy wad

by Hehehhe November 5, 2020

WADS

What a damn shame

Some girls mum died
"WADS" shanika said
Referring to 'what a damn shame'

by Slaiedhajfasn November 12, 2022

Wad

Wednesday as day.
Every Wednesday grab girls booty.

I will grab your booty on Wednesday.
Wad

by Alevhjk October 11, 2019

WAD

Wet ass dick

Ooo sick it baby lick it baby show me how u move that WAD

by SKSKS_SKSKSK September 17, 2020

C Wad

The hardest rapper you will ever hear

I can’t listen to anybody other then C Wad.

by NewTrend setter September 30, 2021

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018