Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig November 19, 2008

Toaster fluid

The cheese that drips out of the bottom of a grilled cheese when you put it in the toaster.

My favourite thing about making grilled cheese is drinking the toaster fluid afterwards.

by 6530b November 26, 2019

toaster-oven

when you have a warm silent fart that warms your butt up

person A- whats that smell??
person B- its a Toaster-Oven and my butt is warm!

by pandawill10 January 04, 2011

toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 07, 2009

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

by Jay Young February 21, 2005

toaster waffles

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs

When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.

by bcrox May 06, 2008

dick stuck in toaster

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

by pleblurd6969 November 26, 2015