Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016

Drown the skunk

The physical act of taking a shit.

I just ate some bad Chinese food, now I have to go drown the skunk.

by Green Panda King November 7, 2017

Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.

"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."

by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014

the skunk line

The area on a woman that's not quite the taint, and not quite the asshole.

I never lick past the skunk line.

by A happy contributor November 2, 2013

skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink

Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep

by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014

Skunk slinger

Weed dispensary, or dealer.

See also: ganjamonger

Better visit the skunk slinger today, I'm almost out of the goods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022