by Blueberrywaffles69 June 06, 2024
A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"
"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
by Camwood October 22, 2023
This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 27, 2018
When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 15, 2023
The coolest and craziest kids living in Seattle. Mostly graduating in 2021, the seattle squad is known for partying, smoking loads of dope and having obsurd alcohol tolerances. Most members have thousands of followers on Instagram and are envied by their peers. It’s a widely accepted fact that getting ‘in’ with this group is almost impossible, as they are all well aware of the amount of social climbers out there. The girls are basically nice but the guys are assholes. They are known for protecting each other, even if they’re not close, they act like a gang.
“Oh my god are you _____ from the Seattle squad?”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
by seattlegirl101 September 24, 2018
Just got off my Flight to Boston and now my lady is insisting that I take a Flight to Seattle. I just got off the plane and already have jet lag, can't this wait till the morning?!
by avah12 October 05, 2015
When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024