Sad spaghetti

Flop. A term to describe a general energy level. Flop. Not to be confused with Sad Sushi Roll. Flop.

I is a sad spaghetti. *Flop*
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.

by Sad spaghetti November 28, 2017

boob sad

A state of sadness which can only be cured by a great pair of tits

I was boob sad the other day and then I saw some out of the world knockers

by RoomyTortoise May 6, 2020

march sadness

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

Sad Vacuum

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum

by TorioWasHere March 2, 2023

Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

by Centurion_Code May 21, 2018

sad pupper

a pupper that has faced absolute despair, disappointment, or fear and is in turn sad because of it

that pupper is sad for he is stuck, therefore he is a sad pupper

by Rikerino July 13, 2017

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 25, 2018