Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...
by biznuge November 12, 2020
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Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021
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Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
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Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...
Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.
by reborn925 November 18, 2012
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Poot Lovato

I got the new Poot Lovato doll!
by thecharacterwannie September 07, 2022
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Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 09, 2023
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granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 31, 2018
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