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Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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Pegging

When a woman penetrates a man with a strap on dildo
Hey Xamaru, have you and the wife been pegging each other lately?
by Shamrack69 April 30, 2023
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Peg bag

When you’re being pegged from behind, and someone reaches around and plays with your ball bag
Isabel pegged me last night corrr it was amazing she even gave me a peg bag!
by Harrydale May 5, 2023
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Square-pegging

When a TV show or movie forces a demographic into a role that fits like a square peg into a round hole, often to appeal to a woke audience.
Yo man makin' shaneequa a crochet-lovin' bookworm ain't. Dat girl booty way too juicy to be sittin' crib friday nights knittin sheeit. Square-pegging is all they doin.
by McCollege December 2, 2023
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Ovaltine pegging

The act of transferring fecal matter between adjacent colon openings.
Kev: how was ya weekend?
Aud: oh ya no, pretty chill. Feeling pretty awful, I think all that ovaltine pegging really did a number on me.
by Atticussss December 7, 2023
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Ovaltine pegging

The act of transferring fecal matter between adjacent colon openings.
Kev: how was ya weekend?
Aud: oh ya no, pretty chill. Feeling pretty awful, I think all that ovaltine pegging really did a number on me.
by Atticussss December 7, 2023
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Peg

A girl fucking a boy with a dildo attached to the girl's pussey
John: Bro, Jack just got pegged by that girl last week, bet he can't sit for 2 days straight
Feriot: LMAO
by iboompeople December 9, 2023
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