LAMP

Short for Laughing Ass Mother Pussy

You a lamp or instead of lmao... lamp

by ebag.dash September 30, 2019

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

Lamp

It means Laughing At My Problems.

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.

by notyourtherapist November 16, 2020

Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.

Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems

by Bees cream November 19, 2020

lamp

laughing at my problems

person 1: I’m lamping
person 2: same bro

by najna November 20, 2020