lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 01, 2022

Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 05, 2023

lamp

cool

that car is so lamp!
hanging out with doug is lamp!

by jizcalifuh June 03, 2022

lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.

last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer

by sexy lamps March 16, 2020

Lamp

Laughing At My Problems

Me:*Failed my test*
Me: LAMP

by anonymous December 03, 2020

Lamping

To merk rodents and small mammals with a small caliber rifle or airsoft gun. Preferably with Mr. Meyers in or around Sommerset, PA.

The Meyer's just took me and the missus lamping on vacation. Sum good eatin afterwards.

by Jimbobcooterville December 28, 2019

Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 08, 2018