Jordan

A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties

You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!

by Dragqueen544444 July 14, 2016

Jordan

Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible

Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”

John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”

by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018

Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

Jordan

Disabled

Girl 1:Wow look at that disabled person
Girl 2:He must be a Jordan

by Hornynibbalaundrybasket February 26, 2019

Jordan

Gay ass bitch

Jordan is gay

by 2$3$&::$$33 April 14, 2019

Jordan

An annoying fuckboy

He is a jordan.

by Idgaf about u December 13, 2016

Jordan

A sweet all around boy. Gets very nervous and blushes a lot. Easy to love but hard to let go of. He can't flirt but he tries.Gets the girl of his dreams and never lets go. Great personality and is hilarious.

Girl 1: Guess Who I'm Going Out With? Girl 2: Jordan? Girl 1: How'd You Know? Girl 2: He's Telling Everyone How Great You Are!

by Wella02 June 19, 2015