Cake

Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.

the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley

gareth rose.

blah blah blah blah cake.

by McLovin' 69 October 30, 2007

cake

Being burned alive at a party in front of a jeering audience for informing on a criminal inside a pantomime cake

N00b- What a Great Party!
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too

by Undead April 16, 2007

cake

a food ate during birthdays or other special events.

Something fat people eat when they're hungry.

My birthday cake is so cool

Dude, look athat fat kid eat taht cake.

by noneofyourdamnbuisness June 8, 2004

Cake

Coccain;an addictive drug

what else do you want me to say? :S

by da_preach August 23, 2003

cakes

bad, awful, not good

That girl is cakes at giving head.

by TJ311 May 22, 2005

Cake

Someone who did something someone else does not appreciate, a rude gesture or a trick.

Jill: Hey wanna a dollar?
Jack: Sure!
Jack tries to grab the dollar but Jill pulls away.
Jill: Haha! Yeah, like I'd give you a dollar.
Jack: That's messed up, you're a cake..

by Mousiee. o_O December 1, 2009

Caking

Caking means to have raw sex

"Damn, I hope my girl isn't pregnant, we were caking last night"

by Bamyamdamn November 7, 2016