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Bling Job

by BMF90 June 23, 2010
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blingness

Something that is very cool or very bling.
Hey esse that is the blingness
by GangstaK August 15, 2008
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bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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24k bling bling

When you are sold fake gold, thinking that it is real, because it looks real, and you still wear it. You are now wearing true 24k bling bling
Man sells me a fake necklace in the mall parking lot, the quality looks real, then turns out to be fake....it is now 24k bling bling
by benny jammin May 9, 2009
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Blinge

Blinge: Blessed and Cringe

Similar to Blursed (Blessed and Cursed)
Jimbo: That was pretty dank
Daniel: bro dank is such an MLG era word, pretty blinge
by Master of the Succ July 20, 2022
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back bling

“BACK BLING” means the epic FORNITE BACK BLING. it carrie’s guns.
by EncoreVR October 12, 2023
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