do a bean

A strong emotional reaction usually involving a combination of surprise, anger, frustration, fear, and/or others.

When your dad sees this dent in the car, he's going to do a bean!!

by The Plaid Knight May 9, 2011

What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

Under bean

The skin at the base of the head of a penis.

It felt so good to rub my under bean and bust a nut.

by firegod33 April 19, 2018

toe beans

toe beans are specifically jelly beans that you put in between your toes. two people named ellis and eve put toe beans inside their friends toes during a sleepover
ashleigh (the victim) was not amused with eve and ellis's shenanigans

it can be any flavoured jelly bean but it is more entertaining for the people pulling the tricks!!

Sophie put toe beans inside caras toes! Cara was not amused...

by unknown dadda March 1, 2022

Chino Beaned

High as fucking balls

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd

by Pipity July 4, 2019

Innocent Bean

An Innocent bean is like a cinnamon roll, But better. They are short and Usually made fun of in their friend group to be short and pure/innocent. They are usually found doing idiotic things. They are usually seen with short hair, But they are able to have long hair. It also Usually brown hair and green eyes who are the Innocent beans, But like I said before they can be different. They are bean who has done nothing wrong but is being accused of such things.

Jenna, Your the most Innocent Bean I seen

by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019

fuck beans

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel

fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!

by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003