Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

unsigned short

Half a natural machine word.

Two unsigned short had sex and multiplied into an unsigned int.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

YouTube Shorts

YouTube Shorts are a type of content introduced around 2019 in order to concurrence Tiktok. The principle of Shorts are to post videos that last less than 60 seconds. Generally, YouTube Shorts seem to perform better than traditional videos. The only problem is that YouTube Shorts doesn't have an algorithm, meaning that scams and fake news videos can be recommended to you. Hopefully, YouTube introduces patches to regulate Shorts.

Person 1: Today, I'll publish a Short on YouTube Shorts.
The next day...
Person 1: Oh my god! I got a million views on my short!
Person 2: Why are my Shorts better than my long videos?

by SlammerGaming0 October 13, 2023

lock short

A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.

Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!

by evry1else December 26, 2008

Bootay shorts

So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN

"I BOUGHT RIN YAKAGEMI'S 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟭 BOOTAY SHORTS!"

by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021

cut it short

Someone who can’t read a tape in other words a fucking rookie. Never gunna make it as a Benny mac

U really fucked that rail u will never be a Benny Mac u cut it short

by Half ass fencer October 7, 2019

Neil Short

Generally awesome, with a hint of cunt. Also known as a Daywalker and a bum.

Neil Short

by Fadgistic May 22, 2012