Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020

Spuz wad

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009

WAD

Wet Ass Despair

Nagito: "I am full of hajime's wad"

by NotTechnoblade June 19, 2021

WAD

Working as designed

"I'm sorry, Ellen, but the technical case you submitted is actually WAD.

by ElleChat July 21, 2022