Thanos

single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection

Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"

by cowboyjim February 7, 2020

Thanos Banana

A purple banana with Thanos' big beautiful chin on it

Hey! look at that thanos banana! I really wanna eat it!

by Furry Boi November 12, 2018

Thanos

Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s stayed in the bath for too long and got wrinkly. Also collects rocks for fun.

Thanos took my rock. I am sad.

by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019

im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

thanos

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.

thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

Thanos

The most beautiful person in the world, loving, caring and a really good friend . Either you are his girlfriend or just a friend , he will be there for you through thick and thin. There is no better personality than Thanos's

-Look at that cutie over there

- I know , right? He is too hot to exist

- I think I might be having illusions
- If he is not a Thanos, he can't be from this earth

by Fistikia November 20, 2021

thanos

a guy looking for some shiny stuff to kill 50% of all bacteria

thanos made worldpanics by killing 50%of all life

by dessnom May 31, 2019