Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees

The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.

by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009

Texas Teaser

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

by Ryan C. April 17, 2003

Texas tornado

Texas tornado

A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...

by Thornova April 13, 2020

Republic of Texas

The official name of Texas when it was a sovereign state

The Republic of Texas could rise again, considering, y’know, it’s Texas.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Texas id

A large belt buckle with a unique owner name.

Nah, no need to get his name - it's right there on his Texas ID - "Bubba"

by BJohn February 4, 2008

The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

texas snowman

When she sprinkles cocain all over her ass followed by setting a hat on her butt then adding a cookie on each ass cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her ass before telling you to enjoy.

My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.

by Km243 August 18, 2017