Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thinking.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thought.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testiclees

The act of jumping over a chair

God damn it I couldn’t testiclees earlier

by Jarohn June 11, 2018

Testicley

A gooder word for statistically

Woman pay less for car insurance because testicley they are less likely to have an accident.

by anonymous September 19, 2020

testicle margaritta

a testicle margaritta is a brand of tv... or at least that is what i think it is if that is not what it is then i must of gotn it mixed up with: when a girl smothers a cock with cheese and tomato paste and then nibbles it off until she has accidentaly eaten the guys boogers

last night my mother brought a testicle margaritta

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014