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Stochastic Terrorism

Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 15, 2024
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Casual Terrorism

Protesting against an issue by inconveniencing other people who are not responsible for the issue at hand and powerless to effect any change themselves.
Instead of hassling the politicians and mega-corps, some casual terrorists randomly blocked the bridge and made me miss my doctor's appointment! I may agree with their cause but still hate everything about their indiscriminate actions.

Jim Crow sit-ins were not casual terrorism because they were protesting at the sites of injustice.
by January6WasARiot October 13, 2021
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vehicular terrorism

A form of terrorism in which a perpetrator deliberately rams a motor vehicle into a building, crowd of people, or another vehicle. This attack is made by a loser terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.
Vehicular terrorism in my freaking town? OVER MY DEAD BODY!
by Mr. Robotron June 10, 2017
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terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation
All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.
by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016
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A search term on YouTube. This shows up, often when you type this letter: Ø. Videos titled like this are very strange and inappropriate and often contain gore, porn or are disturbing. The reason these exist is to post inappropriate content to YouTube because the YouTube moderation bots are not able to properly scan titles like this due to the lack of letters.
TRUE STORY (somewhat exaggerated)
Me: Hey search “ ...ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© ... ø£øoù†ùšø© ù„ù„ø£ø·ù ø§ù„ ... ù„ùšø ̈ùšø§ terror”
Friend: OK
Me: What did you find
Friend: SEND ME TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL I AM NOT OK
by 😩 daddy March 17, 2024
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terrorous

Able and/or likely to cause terrorism. Characterized by terrorism. Resembling a terrorist. Capable of a terrorist attack.
The suspects behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing were a terrorous danger to the public.
by jsm02 September 14, 2021
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Terrorism Junkie

A person, group of people, or organization that thrives and thirsts to terrorize other people seeking a specific outcome out of the reaction that they get from terrorizing someone or a group of people resulting in a euphoric high that is incomparable to any other high on the planet.
That Terrorism Junkie finally got his arse handed to him in court.
Be careful with that crowd son, they'll turn you into a terrorism junkie.
by Ghost ties May 11, 2023
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