El teide

Referencing the volcano "el teide".

When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.

- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed

by Bobo jr. November 28, 2024

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008

Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official

An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.

"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"

by Alexa The Fox_Official February 11, 2021

joao vitro de oliviera teixeira

a jersey band kid that’s existing

you: yk joao vitro de oliviera teixeira?
me: i only know jersey

by kdjfjsngmdgk January 24, 2023

The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.

My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.

by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026