Teixeira

A guy who looks like his girlfriend is betraying him with a guy from Senegal.

Wow, that guy has huge horns! He looks like a Teixeira!

by LeuviferBoy November 24, 2021

Teixeira Regime

Maximiliano Tiexeira the ruler of the Teixeira Regime and founded in 2023 ruling over earth entirely through right of conquest. First by destroying the US with superior Uruguayan military might and technology then doing the same with every other inferior country and then enslaving every left over survivor under their Uruguayan masters

The Teixeira Regime was the best thing to ever happen to humanity

by s1kk1m February 23, 2023

Pull A Teixeira

To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.

Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."

by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009

Pedro Teixeira

Arguably the best thing ever to step on this entire planet. Directly competes with Shrek

Pedro Teixeira is so perfect he should be President of the world.

by Little big G April 16, 2021

jeisabela teixeira

Is a funny and adorable girl who talks too much but is big hearted. She's a good friend and will listen to you.

" Damn I wish I could chill with her Jeisabela Teixeira ! "
" Too bad , her friends list is full! "

by Urban Dictionary smith December 10, 2013

Duarte Teixeira

Legendary guy/ A person which is meant to do great things for the world.

*Although, nobody see him coming. It's absolutely awesome.

One clue: Awesome Sex...

Look at that guy... he is definitely a Duarte Teixeira.

But wait,... there is only one Duarte Teixeira

by ****% February 23, 2017

Molly Teixeira

The most amazing girl in the world, she's beautiful in every way(:

I love Molly Teixeira.<3

by bigpatsfanhere November 28, 2010