Tea Sipping

Also known as "sipping the tea". To subtly yet effectively toss shade or sneak-diss. Originated from the Kermit the Frog meme. See also "But that's none of my business"

The deacon got caught tea sipping the pastor. So Pastor responded with tea sipping during the sermon.

Drake be tea sipping in his songs.

by graffmonkey3 July 2, 2014

tea-bazzling

The act of getting one's scrotum waxed and covered in adhesive-backed rhinestones. The male equivalent of "vajazzling."

It's only a matter of time before some gay porn star tries tea-bazzling.

by Ego Kaczynski March 12, 2010

Tea J

Tea Joint noun. A quantity of preferably high quality dried, flavored tea leaves wrapped in rolling paper. It is a clever, cheap, harmless and legal alternative to the classic Marijuana filled joint, causing a less substantial high. Its primary uses are to increase appetite and sex drive, and to practice blowing smoke rings. Good fun.

Yo man, i just hit that Tea J.

Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?

Fuck you man, im broke.

by B85134 October 17, 2010

Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

Tea Bomb

A Tea Bag executed from a dangerous height. (the top ropes, a building, your wife's dresser, etc.)

I may have broken both of my legs Tea Bombing Donna, but gosh, the look on her face alone was worth three months on crutches.

by OneLungLee February 17, 2005

tea o'clock

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

by scaryanna March 1, 2006

tea baggin

when a man repeatidly submerges his testicles into the mouth of a man/woman. The tea bagee must be laying down for easy bagging.

Yesterday when you left, I was tea baggin your sister.

by 13inchpenis October 16, 2006