Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022

Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023

taylor swift

the most incredible and hot woman on the planet, without question

i would spend the rest of my life being with taylor swift

by no1swiftie January 30, 2022

Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.

Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.

by LHY100 December 3, 2022

Taylor Swift

god

"Is that Taylor Swift?"
"No, that's God."

by sonnnyy January 5, 2022

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023