Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025

dirty talal

when you fuck someone’s ass until poop comes out and then you eat the poop while they pee on you

person 1: “hey man, what did you do last night?”
person 2: “oh nothing, i just gave a dirty talal.”
person1: “damn man. that’s wild.”

by mommymilkerz72 July 24, 2021

Kevin/TallSlime

Kevin Is Also Known as Tall slime , Kevin Is a Name of A Mf who does get no bitches and Gets bagged left and right . one of kevin biggest fears are 1080, Spencer, Tayshaun, Journee and North Point

“I just bagged that sweet ass boy , he such a Kevin/TallSlime”

by 1080slatt November 21, 2021

Tommy Tallarico

A man who was featured on MTV® Cribs, Was the first American to work on Sonic, holds over 7 Guinness world records, and is the creator of the Roblox oof sound.

His mother is very proud.

Did you hear about Tommy Tallarico? I heard he was hired by Miyamoto himself to work on Metroid Prime! His mother must be very proud.

by MapleJava January 7, 2024

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

California tallflapper

It’s where you get naked on all fours and eat the lawn grass like a lawnmower and shit making it look like grass shavings are coming out

Last night was wild Matthew did the California tallflapper

by Numblenuts January 20, 2026