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Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.
Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
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Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
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two jags

Heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. Lard-arse with a penchant for Jaguars. As with most politicians, in disgrace. Famously beat up some animal rights hippy who threw an egg at him.
two jags became two jabs
by tosh mactavish III August 8, 2006
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Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.
Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.
by Fasters March 6, 2022
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Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022
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two lines

A common technique used when drawing a penis. The foreskin is represented by two lines that separate the head from the shaft.
Hey Tony, did you see that dick someone drew on the board in the weight room? Yeah, it had two lines so I bet Paul drew it.
by ChrisSutton July 29, 2016
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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
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