Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate

Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"

by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009

Tweet o'clock

The time period when the Shepherd usually tweets.
Tweet o'clock is between the hours of 10:30 and 11:30 pm EST.

Holy shit it's tweet o'clock!!!

by yumad112233 November 12, 2022

Tweet tweet

Hairy ball sack

You have a tweet tweet

by Dhjdj January 27, 2022

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Temper tweeting

Temper tantrum-like tweets when someone rants on Twitter because they don't get his or her way.

President Trump started temper tweeting his outrage when his executive orders were challenged in court.

by Mamdfm February 9, 2017

pre-tweet

The act of pausing to edit you speech so as to avoid people hating you on Twitter.

Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”

by DrewRecDJ October 31, 2021

I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

by TourageKnight January 29, 2025