tofu

zacrii is right about tofu having more protein and amino acids than meat. However, he forgot to mention that most of those proteins and amino acids are not in a form that humans can digest, since the soy from which tofu is made from is NOT fermented using the millenia-old Asian techniques of processing the beans, which also help neutralize the estrogen-like toxins that soy has. In addition, the soy products are acid washed in aluminum vats, which increases the risk of metal poisoning.

And for those who say that tofu is a meat substitute, remember that tofu does NOT contain Vitamin B-12, a nutrient found naturally in animal products and synthesized for supplement pills using microscopic animals.

Regardless of the bullshit that hippies and vegans spew, there is NOTHING natural about tofu. If you do not believe me, take a good look at the ingredients used to make it, the many processing methods of tofu, and the additives. Most of which are carcinogenic.

by sarcastic June 23, 2003

TOFL

:to laugh violently enough to loose ones balance - "Tripping On Floor Laughing"
:to make fun of exaggerated £337$p33(h and net-abbreviations


From my buddy Rickard, who - in reaction to all ROFL's surrounding him exclaimed "TOFL".

TOFL sounds almost exactly like the swedish word for slipper, "toffel".

-WTF n00b | pwn joo!
-TOFL!
-WTFBBQ?
-TOFLBBQ!

by zond May 26, 2004

Tofu

adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.

"I hate tofu books, their plots are always so cliche."

by Hazel October 23, 2004

Tofa Loaf

A male who eats dragonflys wings and sucks toes.

Tom: "Yo man last night me and my girl had wicked fun. I sucked her toes and them we went to the swap and ate some dragonflys wings."
Hank: "Dude, your such a Tofa Loaf."

by L.G. June 13, 2008

Tofty

To be good or to do a good thing

"He seems nice"
"Yeah he's a tofty bloke"

"That sandwich was tasty"
"Yeah this is a tofty place"

by prof.tofty July 14, 2013

Toff

Someone that acts slaggy but is actually frigid and doesnt know what any sexual term means

Hope:Omg i heard you sent him nudes are you gonna set head aswell

Lorna:Whats head
Hope:You are such a toff how hav you sent nudes but dont know what head means

by flip.a.pack July 30, 2018

Tofuman

A tofuman (toe-foo-mihn) is someone who has a bland personality, has no special traits, or does what a majority of other people do that isn't special.

Emmet from the LEGO Movie is probably a tofuman.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021