by mnemonic May 29, 2005
Get the TNSLB mug.TNC (noun) stands for toke and choke, applied to someone who consistently fails to inhale any amount of cannabis smoke without coughing up a lung or two.
Person1: "hey man pass the joint"
Person2: "here you go man"
Person1 *attempts to smoke weed, and coughs for 10 minutes*
Person2: "you motherfucker TNC you just wasted my weed!"
Person2: "here you go man"
Person1 *attempts to smoke weed, and coughs for 10 minutes*
Person2: "you motherfucker TNC you just wasted my weed!"
by T_oaker October 24, 2009
Get the TNC mug.A really really crappy beer. Tastes like a mixture of moose piss and spring water from the USA. No one buys it because they like it.
by T-Bag Dot May 12, 2006
Get the TNT mug.by Mountain/\Ash March 31, 2005
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Filipino for "Tawa ng tawa." Tawa meaning "laugh." The direct English translation would be "Continues to laugh" or "Laughing and laughing." Therefore, it is a term used to describe something as being humorous.
The term was created by Shar B. during the 4th of July 2009, when trying to determine the meaning of "GNR." Not knowing the term myself, I immediately went on Urbandictionary.com for an answer.
According to Urbandictionary.com "GNR" was a term created and used by black people (please forgive me for not being politically correct). If "LOL" is for "white people," we wanted to create a term for Filipinos! As a result, TNT was created!
The term was created by Shar B. during the 4th of July 2009, when trying to determine the meaning of "GNR." Not knowing the term myself, I immediately went on Urbandictionary.com for an answer.
According to Urbandictionary.com "GNR" was a term created and used by black people (please forgive me for not being politically correct). If "LOL" is for "white people," we wanted to create a term for Filipinos! As a result, TNT was created!
JOKE: Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question he answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
RESPONSE: TNT
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question he answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
RESPONSE: TNT
by Joyski July 9, 2009
Get the TNT mug.n. An unclaimed fart that is inconspicuously concealed from the audible senses of the people in the vicinity, usually protruding from a girl’s butthole.
DUDE: Koti! did you just tnewt on my towel? thats fucking sick!
CHICK: EW no way! i didn't just tnewt!
DUDE: um i'm pretty sure i smell a foul stench.
CHICK: EW no way! i didn't just tnewt!
DUDE: um i'm pretty sure i smell a foul stench.
by Ajsherco290 October 22, 2009
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